16-year-old me would totally approve of today’s shoe purchase.

16-year-old me would totally approve of today’s shoe purchase.

I think the only reason I’d want a time machine would be so I could go back and watch Breaking Bad for the first time all over again.

Me: What does Molson taste like?
Greg: I don’t know. Piss. … Moose piss.
I’ve only been on G+ for one day and Fred has already done his first hangout. <3
Dear Twitter,
No, I do not want to follow Lady Gaga or Tyra Banks. What are you suggesting? How very dare you!

21 May, 2011. 6:01PM.
Proof that you can be br00tal and not eat animals. Hail!
Dear Online Retailers with B&M stores,
Why do some of you still insist on using MapQuest (or even worse, Bing Maps) to show your locations?
This makes my eyes bleed:

This does not:
