January162012

16-year-old me would totally approve of today’s shoe purchase.

November62011

I think the only reason I’d want a time machine would be so I could go back and watch Breaking Bad for the first time all over again.

August42011
July242011

This weekend:

Me: What does Molson taste like?

Greg: I don’t know. Piss. … Moose piss.

June302011

I’ve only been on G+ for one day and Fred has already done his first hangout. <3

June262011

May252011

Dear Twitter, 

No, I do not want to follow Lady Gaga or Tyra Banks. What are you suggesting?  How very dare you!

May212011

21 May, 2011. 6:01PM.

May152011

Proof that you can be br00tal and not eat animals. Hail!

May142011

Dear Online Retailers with B&M stores, 

Why do some of you still insist on using MapQuest (or even worse, Bing Maps) to show your locations?

This makes my eyes bleed:

This does not:

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