January 2012
1 post
16-year-old me would totally approve of today’s shoe purchase.
November 2011
1 post
I think the only reason I’d want a time machine would be so I could go back and watch Breaking Bad for the first time all over again.
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
This weekend:
Me: What does Molson taste like?
Greg: I don’t know. Piss. … Moose piss.
June 2011
2 posts
I’ve only been on G+ for one day and Fred has already done his first hangout. <3
May 2011
9 posts
Dear Twitter,
No, I do not want to follow Lady Gaga or Tyra Banks. What are you suggesting? How very dare you!
Dear Online Retailers with B&M stores,
Why do some of you still insist on using MapQuest (or even worse, Bing Maps) to show your locations?
This makes my eyes bleed:
This does not:
I kind of love this.
Rammstein - 5/5 at Izod Center
Fire, fuck yeah! (I think I probably said the same thing about their December 2010 show at MSG). My brother came up from VA for this one. Well worth the trip, I’m sure.
(Not sure who Victor Cristea is, but Google found him for me and he took some good pictures of the show.)
I may or may not have eaten 6 cupcakes this weekend. To be fair, though, three were mini (Baked By Melissa).
One of the best things about family and friends visiting from out-of-town is that they always want to go get cupcakes. I’m not sure how or when NYC became synonymous with cupcakes, but I’m OK this.
On a related note, heaven is Butter Lane’s chocolate with chocolate sea...
This year, we’re going to have to file our experience with the Tribeca Film Festival under Fail (perhaps even Horrendous Fail). We don’t have a lot of free time now and given that, all we really wanted to see was The Bully Project (www.thebullyproject). Of course, we didn’t decide this until all 5 showings were sold out.
We tried last Saturday, getting to the theater an hour...
April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
1 post
Between the death of poor Knut and the end of Big Love, I am just a total fucking mess. :/
February 2011
3 posts
I judge people by the legitimacy of their foursquare check-ins.
Looking forward to the day...
when I can do, post, review, watch, listen to, comment on or write anything on the web without being asked if I want to share it on Facebook. I’m so ready for that site to DIAF.
January 2011
4 posts
Greg: I like your eyeshadow*.
Me: Aww. Thanks, boo.
Greg: It kind of looks like a bruise.
… Awesome. My boyfriend likes battered chicks.
* NARS Jolie Poupee duo over a light wash of MAC French Grey.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Lynch. Thanks for your awesome contributions.
Empty Set
Only in Rego Park...
Why bother shoveling snow when you can just put down a rug?
December 2010
2 posts
Is it me, ...
or does Starbucks coffee taste like burned coffee grounds and charcoal? Blech.
... und es hat gebrannt.
Greg and I saw Rammstein at MSG a few days ago. Fire, fuck yeah!! Say what you will about their music; one certaintly can’t deny that they know how to put on a show.
(Photo by Ryan Muir (www.ryanmuir.com)
Ich tu' dir weh
Tut mir nicht Leid
Das tut dir gut
Hört wie es schreit
November 2010
2 posts
Fuck Yeah Zombies
The Walking Dead = Awesome
PSA:
Conversate is not a word. I believe the word you’re looking for is converse.
October 2010
2 posts
Dear World,
Please stop making YouTube videos with awesome songs set to fucking stupid anime or Final Fantasy bullshit. You ruin perfectly good songs and no one gives a crap about your contribution or how you found such an amazing clip of some big-eyed animated twat with her hair blowing in the breeze and how you thought it went so perfectly with some piano outro or something. I’m sick of...
Things I would rather do than watch the Facebook...
1. Walk barefoot in the subway.
2. Visit Mickey Rourke’s plastic surgeon.
3. Watch Fox News and/or go bowling with Glenn Beck.
4. Look at this picture for two hours:
5. Go swimming in the East River.
6. Move to New Jersey.
7. Wear pastels.
8. Eat at the Olive Garden.
9. Patronize American Apparel and/or dress like a hipster and/or throw my hard earned money down a...
September 2010
1 post
Dear Peter Steele,
Ok, you can come back now.
Love, Leslie
August 2010
5 posts
the many names of one, Fred the cat
cathedralavenue:
-Jeffery Nommer
-Frederick Sarkozy
-Chairman Meow
-Mr. Fuzzybottom
-Frederick J. Kittenmeister
-Sugarplum Fairy
-Frederick J. Hartzog
-Bud Bud
-Mr. Cold Ears
-Mr. Wet Nose
-Puckerman
-Muffin
Dear Girl Whose Face I Just Painted,
First you question me suspiciously about whether or not I wash my brushes between clients (seriously, what self-respecting makeup artist doesn’t do that??), and then you stick your dirty, just-smoked-a-cigarette-finger into my lip gloss pot? You suck.
PS: You owe me $20 for that gloss, btw. NARS don’t come cheap.
Two more sleeps until Twin Peaks Festival. :)
July 2010
5 posts
Do You Know What I Find So Completely Intolerable? When People Capitalize Every Single Fucking Word When They Type. Why Is This Necessary? Newsflash: You Suck.
Someone explain to me why I always get the crazy cab drivers. Then explain to me while I sit there and indulge their crazy. Last night, I spent 15 minutes letting this guy give me in-depth descriptions and backstories to the numerous photos on his blackberry. I saw pictures of:
- several of the tropical fish in his tank
- some sort of trout on a dinner plate
- an Tim McGraw album cover
- his...
The World Cup is over. Now what am I supposed to do at 7:30AM, 10:00AM and 2:30PM EST? Hmph. :(
Defensive Omnivore Bingo!
So, somehow this afternoon in class, we got on the subject of vegetarianism. When the professor asked if anyone subscribed to the diet, I was surprised that I was the lone person with her hand in the air. In the matter of just two minutes of class discussion, I was able to check off several boxes on my Defensive Omnivore Bingo card:
Not bad for two minutes, though unfortunately I didn’t...
June 2010
12 posts
Auf Wiedersehen, England!
If you take your computer to Staples for a "tune...
you are an ignoramus.
Every once in awhile, I come across a tattoo so completely and totally awesome, that I’m filled with an almost violent level of jealousy over the fact that I didn’t come up with it first. Here is one such example:
That’s a fish in the percolator, obviously.
Holy mother of God, did you see that goal? The 91st minute. Shit. And the USA tops group C!!
2 tags
What in the asshole hipster hell?
So, today I stopped by American Apparel to buy nail polish. I have a deep, unnatural hatred for everything that is American Apparel and the overpriced, pretentious, overhyped, fugly bullshit nonsense they sell there. Their nail polish, however, is actually quite nice. Mind-boggling, I know. Anyway, whilst doing a bit of browsing, I saw something on the shelf that was so shocking, my throat choked...
Heaven is a pair of freshly-threaded eyebrows.